cooter bumpers

Lesbians. Derived from the sexual action of two women mashing (bumping) their genitals (cooters) together during their lesbian sex act.

Rosie and Ellen didn't mind being called cooter bumpers because if it was one thing they loved, it was being lesbians grinding their pussies together under the sheets.

by Jerry Jinglebells July 6, 2010

rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

bumperstickering

the act of adding tons and TONS of bumperstickers and sending them to friends on facebook b/c u have nothing better to do in life. basically what teenagers do all day. when they can.

Lola at the mall w/ friend: OMG DID U GET THAT BUMPER STICKER I SENT U??

Friend: Yeah i got it while i was bumperstickering! ahh, what a great pastime!

by bumperstickergirl February 17, 2009

meat bumpers

The sides of the entrance of the vagina that gives it that "taco" appearance.

I'm going to slide my cock between her meat bumpers.

by firemedicmike August 18, 2008

bumpers

voluptuous buns

Chris longed to touch her bumpers.

by swedeheart April 24, 2011

bumpers

Slang: A person, usually male, who is 'special', particularly clumsy while multi-tasking (ie talking and walking down stairs). Would benefit with the addition of protective padding, hence the name 'Bumpers'.

Watch your drinks, here comes Bumpers

by Smellyjelly April 21, 2011

Bumpersticker

Often precreated picture messages u Its a great way of letting the person and everyone who looks at their profile know what your relationship means to you.

Judging from her bumperstickers, Jacqui and Shaina are good friends, and they have a lot of inside jokes.

by Jacqueline b August 26, 2008