A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!
Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
by Eddy July 29, 2007
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miss me with the bullshit
Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me
Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep
Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me
Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep
by bi sexy chocolate August 5, 2008
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Tv Infomercial:
"Lose 385 pounds in 3 days with this amazing workout and new pill! It takes your regular metabolism, and puts it on crack!"
Person:
"That is such bullshittery."
"Lose 385 pounds in 3 days with this amazing workout and new pill! It takes your regular metabolism, and puts it on crack!"
Person:
"That is such bullshittery."
by electric172 August 28, 2005
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by JayChele February 11, 2009
Get the Bullshitry mug.Said when one feels that a situation is extremely messed up and unfair. It's not just any bullshit, it's THAT bullshit
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If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.
Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.
You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"
Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"
You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"
Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"
by Domestic violins April 27, 2008
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If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.
If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.
Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!
by BrasilStyle August 15, 2009
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