earthquake bulletin

When scared little girls spam myspace with bulletins about an earthquake that just occured.

Typical Earthquake Bulletin: OMG OMG OMG! DID U FEEL THAT PPPPPPPL????

by RuB_MyZZteR May 17, 2009

bulletin

(n) faeces. "to issue a bulletin" is to excrete an amount of faeces toiletwards. See also: all-points bulletin

This morning I got up and issued a bulletin before going to work.

by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

Emo Bulletin

When an emo kid posts a bulletin on myspace, usually discussing things they believe they have discovered or how they are going to kill themselves.

The world is so fake, and nothings real, im going to die because only the dead are real,and this is my emo bulletin

by Ryan "Run Dee Swizzle" Smith October 28, 2008

bulletinize

to convert information, useless or otherwise, into a bulletin on myspace in order to share it with a large number of friends or waste their time

Walker finds it necessary to bulletinize everything in a desperate plea for attention.

by metafouryou September 2, 2006

Bulletining

v. The act of adding a bulletin to Myspace or other online networking site.

Sorry Bob, I was bulletining so I couldn't reply to your IM.

by crc92 April 12, 2008

bulleting

when you're going to myspace to post a bulletin about something that just happened

guy: i used to be really stupid, lol
girl: ?
guy: not that im exactly stephen hawking now
girl: LMAO
girl: oh my fucking god
girl: hahaha
guy: but i used to be really stupid
guy: lol
girl: i just imagined you as stephen hawking
girl: hold on
girl: myspace bulleting

by 5h4rp13 April 14, 2008

bulletin-bored

Refers to a deep feeling of ennui experienced when perusing the local community-notice panels, either because (1) you almost never find anything that interests/concerns you personally, or (2) there never seems to be anything new/exciting posted, or (3) you've posted several ads/messages of your own, but nobody has responded to them.

I've been throughly scanning da supermarket's cork-panel every day for three weeks now, but I never see anything that even remotely catches my eye --- I am seriously bulletin-bored.

by QuacksO July 25, 2018