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buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.
I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.
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Buffeting 

A word often used by James May while accelerating on Top Gear.
Richard: ''I know at some point, in that car, while he's doing his run, he'll be saying Buffeting''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''

social buffer

noun. A person who acts as a social cushion against awkward conversations and social situations for the sake of a friend.
"Please come with me to Anthony's wedding, its going to be so awkward! I don't know anyone there but him- you have to be my social buffer!"

"Casey keeps asking me to come to Thanksgiving at her place this year but I hate being her social buffer, I always end up having to make conversation with her drunk uncle."
social buffer by vhatesyou October 8, 2013

Bunghole Buffet 

When an individual let’s you eat their ass out all day, any day, buffet style
Tina called me over to have a hard core sex session, or what I thought would be a sex session. Instead, Tina told me I was invited to the bunghole buffet. I asked what the fuck she was talking about, and she said I could eat her ass out all night. So I did, and it definitely didn’t taste like chicken.
Bunghole Buffet by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

Buffer suffer 

The grueling hours of buffering that pass as we try, in vain, to watch internet videos.
Excuse me neighbor, can you plz upgrade your internet package. My wang keeps going soft from all the buffer suffer that I'm getting on Spankwire from the shitty wifi I'm stealing off you.
Buffer suffer by admiral milligan November 17, 2010

Buffdeep 

A transition from a 2019 Arman to a bulking phase.
Woah, is that BUFFDEEP?
Buffdeep by Simaryeet July 5, 2021
The founder of Ching Cheng Hanji meme
Gtg BuffEZ posted another funny version of ching cheng hanji
BuffEZ by CarlosTheGod May 11, 2021