Bruno

We don't talk about Bruno

Person 1- Have you heard of Bruno
Person 2- We Don't Talk About Bruno 👏

by anonymous December 17, 2021

Bruno

A person who is a bitch.

He is such a bruno

by zwesky71 January 19, 2014

Bruno

When you go out with a friend and in order for your friend to get the hot girl you have to take the ugly one.
From the Bruno Mars song ''I'd catch a grenade for ya''
People by the name Sam usually do this.

Dude last night I did the biggest Bruno for you. That bitch was fat and ugly. She looked like a dropped meat pie.

by MERT July 4, 2012

Bruno

A person with no chill, like none at all.

Did you see that guy freak out over nothing
Yeah, his name is Bruno

by nochillnames June 21, 2016

Bruno

The act between two homosexual men where one rapidly plunges the ass of the other.

I’am so going to bruno you tonight..

by Infamous12345 July 9, 2018

Bruno

a dick loving steroid using fag, has a little dick due to steroids cant pull any hoes cant lift weights and looks like a thumb from spy kids

you see that faggot ass nigga bruno

by stevethe guy December 8, 2016

Bruno

The biggest and sexiest gay Austrian since Adolf Hitler (note: Hitler wasn't gay, he was just a bitch.. nor was he sexy.)

Also the sexy and most charming (and most fabulous) man who could get any woman he wanted, if only he weren't so gay. Now stop staring at his kugelsack!

Me 1: Bruno ist totally sexy, yes?
Random person 1: yes he is, I go coocoo for his kugelsack!
Random person 2: Bruno's kugelsack? Well count me in! *crank it up plays*

by Bruno's secret female lover July 29, 2009