Brokemantic

A person who tries to be romantic, but lacks funds to completely do so.

Girl: "My boyfriend took me out last night and all we did was walk around the park!"
Friend: "You need to get rid of him, he's nothing but a brokemantic!"

by MissLin July 6, 2011

bresman

Cutes men in planet earth

Bresman is a really cute person

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Bridesman

Male friend of the marrying couple that does not have enough balls to be included on the groom's side of the wedding party and better fits in with the bridesmaids.

As a bridesman, Ivan Chong will be escorted down the aisle by a strapping Navy SEAL groomsman who will later show him a good time.

by bonertime69 August 15, 2011

Brosman

from the buritto family, meaning aranas is wrong and is most commonly used as a household cleaning product. Very rare.

Lets get the brosman and wipe the toilet.

by Emily alissa Lindquist August 16, 2010

brokemance

When a bromance goes sour.

John Thunderlips Helch gets mad when I quote his mother by saying, "Thats what she said" and he acts like a ho. That's what real mofo's call a "brokemance" yo!

by Danimal D March 12, 2013

Brotean Shot

Drinking your best friend's, significant other's breastmilk.

My wife offered my best friend, a Brotean shot today.

by LitanusBlack January 4, 2017

Brotesting

The act of males openly rejecting ideas of outdated, emasculating, or dinegrating depictions of masculinity, particularly as they are portrayed through media.

I am brotesting that brand of detergent because their commercials depict dads as bumbling idiots incapable of doing laundry.

by BareKnuckledThinkerUpper December 22, 2018