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Brokencyde

A group who after having listened to them is the only good reason to commit suicide. A group that's like an aural and visual train wreck...you don't want to look but you did...you want to take your eyes off...but you can't. A group whose music is surely a sign that America is going straight down the drain and will surely fall in the years to come because the youth of America, our future leaders and such, are a bunch of retarded monkeys who actually let this shit get popular.
Hey, did you hear, Tommy committed suicide?

Oh, man...what a shame. The selfish prick.

No, it was a reasonable suicide. He listened to Brokencyde and couldn't get that crap out of his head.

Yep, makes sense to me.
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A four-piece 'crunkcore' group from Albuquerque that makes me ashamed to be New Mexican.
I sincerely hope Mothers Against Brokencyde succeeds in their fight to kick Brokencyde off of Warped Tour!
by flamingotrigger July 3, 2009
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A wigger crunk group, they have two people they show the most, more the screamer who is the crunk singer meaning he's going to be shouting shit like "FUCK YOU" in there. Imagine Drake or Jay Sean, then imagine Lil Jon screaming while they're singing, thats Brokencyde. They have two other members who don't show up as often, but they're better then the main members which makes you wonder if they're not featured as much to make the main two guys look bad.

But, yah they're wigger incarnate, they aren't Paul Wall where at least he has some street cred and respect, they're just suburban kids with chains talking about having a hard life and sex.
Oh Baby I love you WRAAAAAAAGGGGGGH IMMA STICK MA DICK IN YA MOUTH Oh lemme touch you! FUCKING BITCH SUCK MY DICK - perfect example of a made up Brokencyde song.
by DunnoAskAgainLaterPLease July 7, 2010
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brokeNCYDE

Ugh, where do I even start with this band. From the lyrics; to the screaming that sounds like a pig getting it's internal organs removed; this band just makes me wonder where the dignity of the world has gone. If you think about it for a second though; they are signed up with Noize Records, so I suppose it all makes sense. The band in general is a mockery of the music world that everybody we have come to know and love have built into an empire. When I first heard this band, it was like some recking ball had come and disintegrated all that. BOOM! And it all falls down to the ground. I could record my 10 year old brother screaming his ABC's and pressing some buttons on a synthesizer and OMG IT'S THE NEXT BROKENCYDE MEMBER.
Obama - Hello citizens of America. I'm here to inform you that there has been a notable amount of deaths throughout the world that have happened for unknown reasons. The only lead we have on the deceased; is that they had gone forcablly deaf shortly before leaving this world. If you have any kind of information on the matter; please send it to us immediately. Your tips will be anonymous.

*e-mail's brokeNCYDE tracks to president*
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brofence

When a bro cock-blocks a friend who has is running game on a girl that he should not be running game on, or will regret hooking up with.
Cy - "Brad, I can't believe you were such a cock-block last night!"

Brad - "Are you serious, Cy? You did not want to get with that, she had a fupa! I was just playing brofence!"

Cy - "Thanks, Bronamath, bring it in for a brojob."
by BroNamath October 17, 2009
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brokencyde

This is pure ear rape.
Who in the hell can stand this goddamn emofag music who talk about being 'crunk'?!

Seriously, bullshitty music.

"Languishing in misogyny while reaping commercial success, screamo crunksters BrokenCYDE are upon us like a disease. Digitalised vocals and probing lyrics about sucking dick make for a tedious hour while "Shut up and sit, get on your knees girl suck you bitch!" is just offensive! Its easy to doubt the albums worth, but its so fantastically dumb, especially 'I'm Sorry', where the idiot savants sing: "Rain drips, the rain drops drip". Mikl may feel that "after we have sex we'll probably get attatched" but having your ears raped by this shit will only leave a bad taste in your mouth... and probably gonorrhoea."

-RockSound.
Bottom line people,

BrokenCYDE fucking suck.
by Randy(;...;) August 14, 2009
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Brokencyde, also known as BC13, is a four-piece crunkcore group from Albuquerque.

The band's music has the ability to make your ears bleed and make you want to cut yourself.
"Best porn ever? Click!"
-music from brokencyde plays-
"AUUUGHHH MY EARS!"
by rrrrrraaaaacccchhheel July 15, 2009
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