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brofence 

When a bro cock-blocks a friend who has is running game on a girl that he should not be running game on, or will regret hooking up with.
Cy - "Brad, I can't believe you were such a cock-block last night!"

Brad - "Are you serious, Cy? You did not want to get with that, she had a fupa! I was just playing brofence!"

Cy - "Thanks, Bronamath, bring it in for a brojob."
brofence by BroNamath October 17, 2009
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broffence 

When an individual commits an act which would classify them as a bro. Broffence's can range in severity from misdemeanors such as excessive gel use to felonies like multiple popped collars.
Wow Adrian I didn't think it was possible... 4 popped collars!!!! That's a broffence that is punishable by death
broffence by Rowdy_Roddy360 July 11, 2009
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brofense 

When a guy's friends come to help him in any situation.
A guy is getting picked on, all of his guy friends come to stand up for him, and stop the other guy.-brofense.
brofense by Mr. GH May 10, 2011
when a bro is ofended by another bro
im Brofended
Brofended by flamingowl October 15, 2011
n. any abnormal action in any sport in which the result is positive for one of the players/teams involved
Freddy Mitchell, using excellent bofensive vision, snagged a pass knocked away from his teammate in a playoff game.

This is a bofensive struggle!

ex: a punter kicks in the wrong direction, a man with a jet pack deflects a foul ball and makes it fair resulting in a home run, the quarterback tackles himself, a missed dunk results in a 3 point bsket for the other team, etc.
bofence by Jabs March 25, 2005

brofender 

Noun

1. Someone, usually a Bro, that consistently breaks the bro code.

2. Someone without honor.
Careful with your girl around that guy he is a brofender!
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