don't tase me, bro

A phrase popular with white college students due to its usefulness in dealing with the police. Famously uttered by Andrew Meyer in a dozen YouTube clips. Note that this phrase should ONLY be used if you believe that an officer of the law is your "bro" (hence its unpopularity with the non-white/non-rich)

Don't tase me, bro! Ow!!! Owwwwwwwwww!

by Touchable Garments October 7, 2007

don't tase me, bro

What, all the Lick-Wilmerding kids scream when haji comes around with his taser lookin for money

Haji- "WHERES MA MONEY!?"

Jon Hong -"Iono don't tase me, bro"

Haji- "Well in that case..."

Jon "AHHHHHHH OWWWWWW"

by The Official Haji November 22, 2007