Briggsy'll Fix It

A short-lived 1990s television programme based on Jim'll Fix It in which gay art icon Briggsy made the dreams of homosexuals come true. One classic episode featured Briggsy riding a greased pig through Liverpool before masturbating into the River Mersey whilst singing "I am what I am"

Homosexual 1: I really want to be gang-buggered by a colony of baboons.

Homosexual 2: Briggsy'll Fix It!

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland November 27, 2006

Briggsy Lava Tramp

The tramp's snail trail glistens like aurora borealis so therefore lights up the night sky from his cardboard box haven. This cheap method of boho lighting has been used at various gay parties throughout soho and the west end, not forgetting clapham.

Is that the illuminations you mentioned? no way son, thats just another briggsy lava tramp.

by Dwarfed mongrel November 10, 2008

Liggy Biggy

When something is mentioned which is pretty cool yet uninteresting all at once. Often used as an answer when one fails to come up with anything better. Basically, When something is mildly epic.

Chad: Hey man, did you smash last night?

Gilbert: Nah. We ended up just playing smash bros till 1 am.

Chad: Oh, that’s pretty liggy biggy

by LiggyUrbanator August 20, 2019

briggledawf

Briggledawf is the 5th hidden Harry Potter house, all of the children who have social needs at Hogwarts are sorted into Briggledawf

"HEY! why'd you fuck my cat!?"

"Because I'm a briggledawf"

by Wumbo Jumbo February 2, 2020

Briggsy World

Theme park in Windsor celebrating the work of superstar gay artist Briggsy. The centrepiece is the Spunktank. This is a replica of Briggsy's most famous work of art, a drained swimming pool filled with Briggsy's jizz.

My favourite bit in Briggsy World is the Spunktank. I stole a pube as a souvenir.

by Gordy Frigmahole December 23, 2006

The Briggs Effect

When you suck at a game so hard that you must destroy the controller so no one has to suffer through watching how terrible you are.

Rosco: Wow, Ben really sucks at this game.
Steph: Yeah, hopefully the Briggs Effect will kick in soon and we won't have to watch this anymore.

by WittyPork January 11, 2013

The Briggs Effect

Being very sore and feeling as if being hit by a bus from raging too hard at a concert or rave.

Man, after thrashing at the show last night, I'm definitely feeling the Briggs Effect.

by jehm faulking January 6, 2013