Chris browned

The act of assaulting your partner leaving either contusions, bite marks, or bruises.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear that Dani and Jake broke up?

Person 2: What? Who broke up with who?

Person 1: She did it. He totally Chris browned her.

by lululololililelelala February 11, 2009

Chris Browned

To have hit one's girlfriend or wife.

"YO, Justin just Chris Browned his girlfriend!"
"Oh shit!"

by taylorrrrrrb February 10, 2009

Phillie Browned

Having pulled a carrot out of one's anus, then promptly putting it into a buffet line for consumption.

I wouldn't take that carrot, son. The brown stains suggest that it has been Phillie Browned.

by MartyBall November 6, 2007

brawner

a person who is good at all sports and has a meter long dick

dude that brawner killed that guy

by kurtis brawner March 21, 2008

Charlie Browned

When you go trick or treating and you get a rock instead of candy.

Person A: Hey man what did you get in your bag?
Person B: For some odd reason I found a rock in my bag.
Person A: Aw man, you got Charlie Browned.

by Moisture Lord June 8, 2018

Browned myself

Browning yourself:

#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf of shit in your pants.

#2 scared the crap out of yourself.

#3 so amazed you shit yourself.

ever had one of those times from out of nowhere you have to make a monster doo? I had one of those the other day while I was organizing boxes at my storage unit, and with no place to go I thought I was going to brown myself until I scavenged some napkins out of the taco sacks in my car, pulled the door shut on the unit and went to browntown in an empty moving box. talk about a moving experience.

Then, after busting a loaf I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chaps face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux.

by thespecialedge February 22, 2011

turquoise-brained idiot

someone who did something so idiotic that the color or their brain is turquoise

Jamey: so yesterday i entered so hospital without a mask so i can get tested for covid-19 and i was told to leave so i yelled at them, and spit on them!
Josh: Jamey you turquoise-brained idiot you need a mask.

by weetoman1987 January 11, 2021