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Barnology 

The appreciation and study of all things cool. Created by accident by the Prophet Barney (Cool Be Unto Him), His disciples from the One Kay and the House of Moba Lee followed in His footsteps, perfecting to art of cool under His supervision. At the end of the first semester that Barney (Cool Be Unto Him) and his followers were together, He looked back at the work they had accomplished. And He said, 'That shit be cray'.
Hell yeah! I've got an offer from the University of Hitchin to read Barnology!
Barnology by Tomahol1 December 10, 2014
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beastology 

schooling someone on how to be a beast
yo let me hit you with some of this beastology
beastology by drifter412 September 10, 2010

Brentology 

Brentology is the ideopathic study of a specific sect of Brentologians who possess a desire to study heavy metal, taco bell and jokes. In the study of Brentologism we are taught to learn how to overcome the man by complaining and getting what we want.

In short Brentology is the study of all that is Brent and all that ever will be brent. So sayeth the chúch of Benny Simon
Ex1 Noun

person1: Say brother Isaac, care to study the tombs of Brentology with Friar Earl and I?

Person2: Certainly Carlton, Brentology is my favorite subject

Ex2 Expletive.

Taco Bell Employee: What can I get you sir?

Brent: Could you give me a moment please... Yeah I'll have two cheesy gordita crunches, and an extra large baja blast no ice.

Taco Bell Employee: Will that be all?

Benny: Hey brent can I get a crunchwra-

Brent: YEAH THAT'LL BE ALL.

Benny :(

Brent: Damnit. They gave me ice!

BRENTOLOGY!!!
The study of butt; a branch of biology.
buttology by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2004
the study of brad
"I excel in bradology"
bradology by popeyes1 September 30, 2020

Bragnology 

Technology brought to a meeting or social gathering that is thought to be superior to other lesser technology possessed by others. This is an attempt for the "Bragnologist" to feel superior to holders of lesser technology, and gain implied silent bragging rights.
Bragnology is any iPad, Android device, or any "Modern" technology used to take notes, gather information, play games, or surf the web. Lesser technology may include pad and paper, clunky laptop computers or palm devices.
Bragnology by rezinator May 7, 2013

brotologists 

One who studies the history of bro to bro relationships. They attempt to acquire knowledge on the past behavior of bro companionship's in hopes to explain why bro behavior has become the way it is today.
Brotologists concluded that after building the pyramids I'm sure the slaves became bros, perhaps this explains why we like to pick heavy things up and put them down several times a week with a fellow bro.