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brandon almonte

A guy with a big ass and like weird fetishes. His dick is the size of your IQ
"Im glad i left that brandon almonte"
by meaninglessneck December 5, 2016
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Brandon Allan

If you ever meet a Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) you have been blessed by an angel. For they are the most noble, intelligent, selfless, humorous, honest, and loveable human beings you will ever meet in your existence. They are also great lovers, and know how to treat their significant other right. Putting them before themselves. If you ever meet on, never let him go. EVER. It would be the biggest mistake of your entire life.
Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) is such a sweetheart.
by Helena99101 August 17, 2017
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Brandon and sara

Two freinds who are retardedly in love but fucking there lives up
by Fjjxhshsjfjj jzj January 3, 2018
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Brandon anarchy

A punk rock band singer half black half Italian. Has super fucking swag. Part of the band never in November.
Person1:U going to that concert I heard Brandon anarchy's gonna be there

Person2Fuck yes
by That7kid December 31, 2011
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brandon and kate

Brandon and Kate make the best couple. They fight but love each other so much. Its an instant attraction . They're both so perfect for one another cause they are so different from each other they just make each other complete. Nothing can separate them.
Brandon and Kate are the cutest couple I've ever seen !
by xoWild Childxo November 1, 2013
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Brandon and Madison

Brandon and Madison

Amazing together..
Cutest Couple..

Brandon will try to impress Madison every way shape and form..
He will show her how much he genuinely cares..

Doing simple things like buying her favorite treat(skittles or a strawberry lemonade) to bigger things like taking her down to the Gulf of Mexico..

With her, he feels complete..
Madison loves the little things Brandon does for her..

Madison will have a bad day and at the end of the day he will have her smiling..

She loves movie night and enjoys cuddle time..

When he screws up she always finds a way to make him laugh about the situation..

Madison is very fun, loving, beautiful, outgoing, all round amazing person!

Brandon and Madison or Madison and Brandon since we always put each other first are the most cutest couple and super amazing together.. He will always adore and treasure her and she will always look at him with aww! (At least he likes to think so, he's the one doing this) XD
I love you, Madison! <3
by TheBestDefinitions9856 July 31, 2016
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Brandon Anderson

Someone who has breast cancer, eats dog shit, is the world's biggest fag, and has HIV. Also is a rasist little fuck who has no friends.
There's a Brandon Anderson in my boot.
by Philopean RedRocket October 24, 2018
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