Branden

Anyone born with the name Branden is clearly considered the alpha male of all males. Women drool over the presence of a Branden, and will try desperately to get into a Branden's pants. They are shaped perfectly, tone, have beautiful hair, amazing eyes, perfect skin. A Branden is always pleasurable in bed and know's sex by perfection. Any Branden is instantly adapted to liquor and can handle mass amounts in a short amount of time without getting sick, they are an alcohol champ. A Branden is extremely experienced in the arts of combat and be very dangerous when irritated, keep caution when a Branden gets angry unless you're an attractive female... then be happy. Branden's are usually very romantic but balance it out with a very strong sexual side, the scent of a Branden will make a female love. Branden's always have very big urethra's, and are able to pleasure women with ease. Everyone will eventually have a love for a Branden. A Branden will eventually rule the planet Earth.

"Hey girls.."
"Yeah?"
"You see that man over there?"
"Mhmm.."
"He must be a Branden, sexy and hung like a horse."
"Lets get em' girls!"

by The Master Branden December 25, 2009

Brandenburg pick-me-up

1. Sex act where one partner stands on his/her head whilst the other kneels in front supporting the legs and performing oral copulation.

2. A place where Obama goes to be politically refreshed.

Barry and Michelle's sex life was a little boring until Michelle asked for and received a Brandenburg pick-me-up.

by Scoo0oop June 20, 2013

Brandall

The most amazing boy I have ever held a conversation with. He has the biggest dick i've ever known and makes me mess up my panties AT LEAST twice a day.

He makes me smile, and often uses the following phrases: "Don't play me", "I see you", "I feel you", and "That's trash."

Whoa that guy was AMAZING in bed...he must be a Brandall.

by justaddmilk November 24, 2010

brandando

A male S&M sex toy, best desribed as a cross-between a fleshlight and a Chinese finger trap. Brandando is an antonym of a brannan.

The man pleasured himself with his brandando until he realised he was stuck.

by Captain Tight Pants December 3, 2015

brandalism

The creeping corporatisation of schools, libraries and other public buildings, which are gradually being daubed with company logos and slogans. Coined by graffiti artist Banksy, and expounded on in his book "Wall and Piece"

"Have you been in a Yahoo! taxi yet? Brandalism at its finest", "Our high school has been Brandalized by Pepsi"

by A.Leonard February 23, 2007

Branden

very funny,good friend,good boyfriend whoever has the name Branden is unique in a lot of ways he is very good with the girls he’ll be there when they need him and the one girl he really likes you might have a future with

Branden is really funny

by love whisper April 24, 2019

brandank

Some of the finest dank around. A namebrand weed. Generally smells quite potent, leaves crystals on the inside of the bag, and costs more than $100 a 1/4. Sour Diesel, AK-47, White Widow, Silver Haze, ETC........

That is some of the best dank i have ever smoked. That has to be some of that brandank!

by bestdank March 8, 2007