bran flakes

a word used to describe boring and dullness

ayo have you seen bob he's pretty bran flakes

by branmanfan52 March 16, 2022

Bran Dimage

When you do something so stupid that it transcends and deviation of the word stupid

Yo did she just try and walk though wet concrete? Man she got Bran Dimage

by CheesyMna August 3, 2022

Bran Muffin

A phrase one uses to describe the typical vacuous, blonde, trashy bimbo, in place of, well, "vacuous, blonde, trashy bimbo," for such creatures possess the IQ of a bran muffin, and if you were to call one a vacuous, blonde, trashy bimbo, she wouldn't have the slightest idea what the word "vacuous" means. It's for the good of all.

What's he doing with that bran muffin? Granted, she's pretty hot, but she's a total moron!

by Laura the Luminescent Lady of Liposuction March 28, 2007

Bran'D

Like the drink, this type of individual is unique who usually is shy around strangers, but with time, gets better and better (verb); someone who knows how to have fun (noun).

"She is so easy to get along with, so Bran'D and friendly, I can't wait to go out again!"

by Jimmy lockheimer December 10, 2012

Bran Muffin Roulette

Having anal sex with an elderly person

I sure hope I don't get shat on while playing bran muffin roulette with your grandma.

by Raphael (The Disasterbater) December 27, 2008

Bran Muffin

The curly bush of pubic hair that peaks out in a tuft (like a muffin top) at the top of a persons underwear/pants.

Your pants are falling down, I can see your bran muffin.

by princesspoo February 7, 2013

Bran Branny

To talk about macs and hating the church all the time and state the obvious. Also can be used to describe somebody in a negativity

Eli was being real bran branny today.

by Mark June 15, 2004