1 definition by Laura the Luminescent Lady of Liposuction

Bran Muffin

A phrase one uses to describe the typical vacuous, blonde, trashy bimbo, in place of, well, "vacuous, blonde, trashy bimbo," for such creatures possess the IQ of a bran muffin, and if you were to call one a vacuous, blonde, trashy bimbo, she wouldn't have the slightest idea what the word "vacuous" means. It's for the good of all.

What's he doing with that bran muffin? Granted, she's pretty hot, but she's a total moron!

by Laura the Luminescent Lady of Liposuction March 24, 2007