1. To engage in sexual intercourse in a non-traditional location or position whereby great care, skill and balance is required to avoid falling, twisting or otherwise resulting in bodily injury.
2. A mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.
2. A mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.
1. Dan and Carla spiced up their lovemaking by having sex on the roof of their neighbors house. They were able to get off without injury with a successful mount and balance.
2. Frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.
2. Frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Mount and Balance mug.Short for Pimp Hand Balance. This is when one of your bitches steps out of line and you bring down your pimp hand strong on the Ho to bring balance back to the relationship and the universe.
Dude, my girlfriend told me that she was going out " with the girls " and would not be home until late. So I tooled her up to P.H. balance that shit out.
by Uncle Jun September 2, 2018
Get the P.H. Balance mug.A thing we haven't seen since 2011,When the game didn't FUCKING EXIST
Let's use some examples...
Sol: Her 3 is Sanctuary basically,can heal herself to half/full health with 1 move *and does damage by the way* A move that hits twice dealing the same damage WHILE using Spear of Magus so that's fair.
Hel: Oh don't get me started on this bitch... basically has 6 skills,can heal her team to full in like 3 seconds with the right items (Which isn't hard),Oh they have an Ares or Xbalanque on their team? Use your 1 and your out of their ultimates no problem. Screw wasting a Relic slot for Purification,she already has one. Oh and her somehow acceptable damage scaling use your 2, 1 then 3 and they are dead.
Ao Kuang:Use your 2 with Demonic grip,spear of magus and polynomicon. This will kill someone 100 to 0 someone in like 2 seconds.I'm not even joking its ridiculous. And your ultimate is a 1 hit kill if their hp is at a certain percentage,which is pretty fucking easy considering how much your 2 ALONE does.
Basically everybody thinks every god is OP because they don't know how to counter them.
Except the gods i listed... Yeah those gods are cunts.
This is also inspired by MythyMoo.
Let's use some examples...
Sol: Her 3 is Sanctuary basically,can heal herself to half/full health with 1 move *and does damage by the way* A move that hits twice dealing the same damage WHILE using Spear of Magus so that's fair.
Hel: Oh don't get me started on this bitch... basically has 6 skills,can heal her team to full in like 3 seconds with the right items (Which isn't hard),Oh they have an Ares or Xbalanque on their team? Use your 1 and your out of their ultimates no problem. Screw wasting a Relic slot for Purification,she already has one. Oh and her somehow acceptable damage scaling use your 2, 1 then 3 and they are dead.
Ao Kuang:Use your 2 with Demonic grip,spear of magus and polynomicon. This will kill someone 100 to 0 someone in like 2 seconds.I'm not even joking its ridiculous. And your ultimate is a 1 hit kill if their hp is at a certain percentage,which is pretty fucking easy considering how much your 2 ALONE does.
Basically everybody thinks every god is OP because they don't know how to counter them.
Except the gods i listed... Yeah those gods are cunts.
This is also inspired by MythyMoo.
Smite Balance? The fuck is that...
Damn Smite is so balanced i like how they made every god have some type of weakness and strength!
Ymir is a guardian but can kill someone in 2 moves... Smite Balance in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen
Damn Smite is so balanced i like how they made every god have some type of weakness and strength!
Ymir is a guardian but can kill someone in 2 moves... Smite Balance in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen
by Striker And Dai Also Novel November 15, 2016
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by yo itโs me Brayan lol hi February 19, 2020
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My girlfriend and Isabelle are cultivating their bramance with another night of chick flicks and chocolate.
by nerdygirl9 February 11, 2009
Get the bramance mug.The name of someone who is astonishingly beautiful, a cute joker, a handsome yeehaw man (cowboy), and a hottie <33. He is really caring, his music taste is perfect, his gorgeous smile is captivating, his voice is so dreamy, his guitar skills are unmatched, as well as his gaming skills -_-. He has a great sense of humour and fashion taste. He is also a very quiet person.
If/when you meet a Brayan, he might seem distant at first. But, over time, you will see his caring, cute, and secret side - his naughty side WILL catch you off-guard!! His embrace is enlightening just like his marvellous physique. His strength and knowledge will surprise you. He will always tease you - so, tease him back!! He can EASILY steal your heart. His personality is very fascinating and beautiful. He will always understand you deeply and will ALWAYS be there for you.
p.s. I love you, handsome!!
~ T
If/when you meet a Brayan, he might seem distant at first. But, over time, you will see his caring, cute, and secret side - his naughty side WILL catch you off-guard!! His embrace is enlightening just like his marvellous physique. His strength and knowledge will surprise you. He will always tease you - so, tease him back!! He can EASILY steal your heart. His personality is very fascinating and beautiful. He will always understand you deeply and will ALWAYS be there for you.
p.s. I love you, handsome!!
~ T
"Woah.. Who is THAT?! I want HIM to be my partner for this class.."
"He's Brayan, EVERYBODY wants to work with him."
"There's this hot guitarist I see every day when I peek into the practice room. How do I talk to him?"
"Ohh you mean Brayan? Doesn't he have a girlfriend?"
"He's Brayan, EVERYBODY wants to work with him."
"There's this hot guitarist I see every day when I peek into the practice room. How do I talk to him?"
"Ohh you mean Brayan? Doesn't he have a girlfriend?"
by Kiittykat March 5, 2022
Get the Brayan mug.the current account balance; the net flow of liquid assets to the citizens of a particular country. The external balance includes the trade balance, net foreign factor income, and net foreign aid *received*. Usually the main cause of an external deficit is a trade deficit.
by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009
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