Brainsgasm

The inability to think clearly when approaching climax.

Example - He was balls deep inside of her, raw. He knew he needed to pull out but his ecstacy-like orgasm made him go deeper and harder.

"how did you fall pregnant?"
"he was overwhelmed by his brainsgasm"

Brainsgasm by DebbieLeeCarrington October 20, 2021

Brainshart 

Your mistakes have caused issues for those around you.

When dexter brainsharts, the entire class ends up paying for it in detention.

Brainshart by Pinkchicken May 7, 2022

Brainsplatter Candidate 

A fine upstanding individual who puts himself forward for painting a wall with brainsplatter delivered by a 5.56 NATO or larger calibre round from a military or law enforcement round. I.e. armed criminal/terrorist.

Let me be clear, if you point your weapon at the MP you become brainsplatter candidates.

Brainsplatter Candidate by Slackerdawg April 19, 2023

Brainslap 

The action of open palm slapping someone so hard on their forehead that they feel it in their brain.

"Barry just brainslapped his brother."

"What the heck are you talking about?"

Brainslap by PocketBee May 20, 2023

BrainSpeak 

Gobbledygook of the BRAIN.

The neural networks connecting different parts of brain communicate via electronic signals.

Now personifying electronic signal as speak and Brain as person.

Hence, BrainSpeak

BUT the communication between the limbic system and like the verbal reasoning part is pretty bad in human brainspeak.

BrainSpeak by FuckyouforforcingsigninLMAFUCK March 11, 2024

Brainpainting 

The visualized thinking process that leads to an “ah-ha!” moment for artists of any mediums once they have pictured their creative ideas perfectly and are ready to produce a new artwork. It is the process of visualizing potential artistic creations in connection to an artist's ideas/connections, etc.

“For art class I have to make a poster for Earth Day about the effects of fast fashion. I need to do some brainpainting!”

“I think I need to do some brainpainting before touching that new canvas. I am not sure how I want my ideas to look like just yet.”

"After doing some brainpainting, I know exactly what to do for my art final and how it will look like!"

Brainpainting by Leetskiii July 23, 2025

Brainsplaining

A form of Digitalsplaining where the perpetrator uses brain-related insults to dismiss, belittle, and gaslight the target—telling them they “don’t have a brain,” calling them “dumb,” “retarded,” or suggesting they “dropped their brain.” The splainer positions themselves as the sole possessor of intelligence, framing any disagreement as evidence of the target’s cognitive deficiency. Brainsplaining often escalates: starting with condescending explanations of basic concepts, moving to direct insults when challenged, and culminating in claims that the target is simply incapable of understanding. Unlike ordinary insults, brainsplaining is systematic—it’s not just name-calling but a sustained effort to undermine the target’s confidence in their own reasoning, making them doubt whether they are thinking clearly at all.

Example: “When she questioned his claim, he replied with ‘people with a brain exist and we force you to cope.’ Every response was framed as her lacking basic intelligence. Brainsplaining: using cognitive superiority as a weapon.”

Brainsplaining by Abzugal April 1, 2026