brainpark

A conceptual compartment in the mind where an individual can be completely devoid of any thoughts. When a mind is in the brainpark, the individual does not experience any thoughts. The feeling is not of mindlessness or emptiness either, but a feeling of restive stasis.

Sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I was in my brainpark for a while.

Please pay attention. I think you were in your brainpark for a while.

by onekant October 30, 2011

Braincakle

When your brain is under the intense anger of a sugar craving, so it lets out a screechy battle cry demanding for cake.

You: broccoli

Brain: no. Noop. Nada.
You: green
Brain: activate angry braincakle
You: CAKE!

by Sprigoons December 21, 2020

Braintard

well educated professional, who makes stupid, illogical decisions in the workplace. Often decisions that are unproductive or cause themselves to look foolish.

We dont know where any of the project files are because the braintard the company hired fired all the project managers as part of his cost cutting scheme.

by Fabulous Bitch July 29, 2007

Brainfart

n. A massive, horrible release of stupid that is often offensive to the senses and may create a social faux pa in some settings. Brainfarts often result in an intense feeling of embarrassment and shame compounded by an inability to explain what the hell just happened.

I was supposed to call Roy Blount, Jr. for an interview at 10 a.m. PST, but I had a brainfart, forgot how to tell time, and managed to call him at 6:00 a.m. PST. I feel like an idiot.

by MadisonU December 9, 2008

Brainfart

A gap, interruption, or uncontrolled shift in a chain of thought resulting in a lull, pause, and/or blank stare during oral communication and sometimes involving the loss of short term memory.

Everyone at the meeting waited for Jim's response as he finally snapped out of his odd gaze into an unseen abyss. "Sorry", he said, "I just had a brainfart, what were we talking about?".

by ExecuMutant September 14, 2008

Brainpan

The part of the skull that encloses the brain.

Bullet to the brainpan. Squish.

by Skalman January 13, 2010

Brainfart

A spontaneous stupid (Stupid the noun, not stupid the adjective) usually accompanied by loss of train of thought and saying something fantastically stupid without realising it.

"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Hold secondary fire and the screen will change"
"What the hell?
"?? Oh, uhh... brainfart"

by Vor the Mighty March 9, 2004