brainstomping

when someone has been thoroughly destroyed.

Drew Roadruck was brainstomped by the principal on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 for dry-humping a small innocent child in the men's restroom....brainstomping

by mark twainge April 1, 2009

brainless beauty

Is a very pretty female that is stupid or unintelligent.

“Hey look at her , think she’s cute “, “yea bro but she’s a brainless beauty .”

by Yssuprevoyenom November 1, 2019

brainless idiotic bonehead

This is the essay version of stupid

Teddy: Hey Dan?
Dan: What.
Teddy: What day is it today?
Dan: Source of light 24-hour interval thou brainless idiotic bonehead!
Teddy: Why can't you just be normal?!

by CrustyBoyo666 August 1, 2020

Fander Braincell

The one brain cell all Fanders have to share

Hey, can I borrow the fander braincell? I need to cook dinner.

by Lucario36 June 3, 2020

Skip Brainless

A nickname for the idiot known as Skip Bayless, mainly used anytime he says something fucking stupid about Steph Curry or LeBron James, or the NBA in general.

Skip: "LeBron is not top 5 all time!!!!!"

Me: Ugh, Skip Brainless moment

by Smartman23ass May 28, 2021

brainsturbation

when you can't concentrate on anything at all, as if your brain was occupying all of its time with masturbation. Much like an extended brain fart that won't go away.

My friend was trying to have a conversation with me, but I was having a huge problem with brainsturbation.

by serunato August 28, 2009

brainstipated

when a person simply cannot think, when your brain is stuck, like a brain fart but 2 times worse

mom i failed the test because im brainstipated

by christophorus August 27, 2010