BONARS

When something gets you particularly excited, it gives you BONARS.

Wow, that chick just touched my ass, I now have BONARS.

by Microphone "ceydn" Joe March 21, 2003

bonnarrhea

The ankle deep mud that inevitably forms all around a small farm in Manchester, TN, in mid June every year, during the best ever recurring music festival, bonnaroo.

Woah Brah! Watch out for that giant pool of bonnarrhea, it's at least a foot deep. Let's go get a heady veggie falafel wrap.

by Dr. Soybot May 15, 2007

bowner

When a person wears underwear that has a bow on the front, then wears tight pants, thus creating a protrusion from the lower pelvic area.

Stacy: Oh my God, Becky, look at her bowner!
Becky: Ew! Have some self respect.

by youcantsitwithus January 31, 2015

bodnar

Omnipotent. Being god like in knowledge and appearance. Can be used as a synonym for hansom, perfect, amazing, and highly skilled in all things.

I did a bodnar job on that test.
I hope some day I can be a bodnar!

by Scientific Fact November 8, 2006

Bonnaroo

1) Referenced from a Dr. John song, "Decidedly Bonnaroo," supposedly is Cajun for "great time" 2) an amazing music festival in the cow fields of Manchester, Tennessee held in mid-June since 2001. It brings the best jam bands, rock, jazz, blues, reggae, bluegrass, hip hop, and blues together with 90000 music fiends for a beautiful amalgamation of substance abuse, mud, and music.

"Bonnaroo is gonna be tight this year! Did you see the line up? Trey's playing!"

by Trey March 3, 2005

bonnaroo

1. noun. A concert/camping festival in Tennessee. Most people think it's about jambands and hippies but the festival covers all music from bluegrass, indie, rock, country, reggae, etc.

2. adjective. Can be used as an expression of something that is really great, groovy, awesome.

As in, holy crap you guys, we are going to have so much fun tonight, rocking out and partying. I am so excited. Let's do it up bonnaroo style. Yeah. Woohoo Bonnarooooooo!

by Alexa Bonnaroo June 29, 2006

Bonnaroo

A festival in celebration of white middle-class entitlement disguised as a conglomeration of (ironically) "cutting edge folk music". Peer-reviewed science journals have roundly agreed that the music is best classified as "a cross between bovine excretia and some 20 year olds banging on their mother's pots and pans with the black dido she slept with inside her cavernous fart hole".

The name "Bonnaroo" is coined from Bono (of U2 fame) and kangaroo. When Bono found a wild wallaby in the jungles of Tennessee, their eyes locked in electric lust and they instantly clambered into the 69 position and proceeded to tongue-feast each other's flaky, yeasty, swollen vaginas. Bono, in his trademark idiocy, told the wallaby upon satisfactory completion: "I will remember our love forever, kangaroo man". To which, replied the wallaby: "Your pussy crumbs make my mustache itch. Nice sunglasses, dickhole".

Bonnaroo is celebrated on the exact site in which Bono rammed 2 twigs up his ass in an effort to create a campfire via friction, but only succeeded in igniting the copious amounts of reeking intestinal gas that he has for years released at a controlled rate through his mouth in an exercise he called "singing". Bono thusly launched himself into space, and in celebration, mankind has joyously listened to equally shit music on that spot.

Lettuce go to thine Bonnaroo und Mien Kampf the shizzy out of El Toro de Noche.

by Wrecktum June 18, 2016