Benjamin Buttoning 

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.

Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!

Benjamin Buttoning by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010

bottombaggers 

When going through the drive thru, the french fries that for one reason or another don't end up in the fry box, but at the bottom of the sack.

"I call the bottombaggers!"
"Dude, you got 'em last time!"

bottombaggers by Tag III December 9, 2008

Bettyming 

A person who sees you when you're sleeping, and knows when you're awake. Also, she knows what you did last summer.

Most usually a creepy girl who is into SCIENCE. Also, usually likes historical people.

Has a soft side, though, and is very loyal to her friends.

If you think about her, SHE SEES YOU.

P1: Duuude, Bettyming was so scary last night.
P2: I know, she turned Kristoph into a bee!

Bettyming by The Icy Taco May 17, 2011

snooze-buttoning 

The action of hitting the "snooze" button on an alarm clock over, and over again.

Did you know? An iPhone alarm will continue to sound every nine minutes, even after two full hours of snooze-buttoning.

snooze-buttoning by envirochef February 10, 2010

bottomitis 

a condition in which a person can't stop drinking alcohol. The only known cure for this condition is reaching the bottom of one's alcoholic beverage container.

Joe: Damn. I had a crappy day at work
Jim: Let's get drunk!
Joe: Sounds like a plan!

(2 hours later)

Joe: (Finishes entire bottle of Jack Daniels, and has to be transported to the ER to get his stomach pumped.)
Jim: Damn Joe! You got a fierce case of bottomitis!!!

bottomitis by Rich Clinton July 4, 2009

booming 

Typically used in the world of sport and videogames.
If you're booming someone, you're absolutely destroying them.

"Dude, I'm freaking booming these noobs."
"Nice."

booming by Johnson Kato June 6, 2016

mind bottling 

When things get so crazy that your thoughts get all trapped, like in a bottle.

Watch Blades of Glory... Will Farrell, "Wow, mind bottling isn't it?"

mind bottling by Niko M. December 24, 2008