cyber-obsession

When you meet someone online...after romantic and sexual chat...the conjered feelings of sexual attraction and love occure..before ever meeting the person in the flesh...only to be smashed when meeting face to face.

Man I met this chick online 6 months ago...we were so hot and in love...then she flew out for the weekend and we met...it was all a cyber-obsession that i had created.

by samson92024 January 23, 2010

halo 2 obsession

basically what millions of people have after november 9th, 2004

sam got total halo 2 addiction after november 9th, 2004

by {BH}BLKfalc April 12, 2005

Brocession

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"

Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.

by wutsgood May 19, 2010

DCOG (Doja Cat obsession discorder)

The DCOG refers to the unhealthy obsession with the rap princess Doja Cat also known as Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini ; so much so that people who get affected by this discorder can’t stop tweeting hate posts/tweets about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this viral discorder include thinking that hating on Doja Cat is their way to end racism, it’s their lifestyle,their hobby! This discorder is usually found in grown ass black men, local twitter and 2-3 hottie-beyhive hybrids!
Doctors claim that the only way for you to overcome this discorder is to “get a life”!

“Doja Kkkat is over ,Meg ended her”
-Gurl u have DCOG (Doja Cat obsession Discorder) ,get a life

by juicydoja July 25, 2020

obsession

A word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated

the gym has become john's obsession, or am i just lazy?.

by Yano Blamo September 21, 2006

Obsession

In 'love' terms, Obsession is when you are trying to control someone that you think you are in love with. You get them or try to get them, to do what you want them to do. If you break up with them you get all angry and want to destroy their lives and hurt them (inside). This is true obsession.

Thinking about someone loads is NOT Obsession.

A guy gets finished by a girl and gets all his friends to send hate mail to her friends and her.

by Ollie Double-U July 11, 2005

MexiAsian Obsession

When male Mexican only gets off on Asian chicks (or guys). Depending on the person, he may eventually screw enough Asians (or never get any) that his condition worsens and starts speaking strange Asian-sounding words, such as: "Bing-bong-boy," "Chink," and "Konichiwa."

Efrain (MexiAsian Obsession victim): "¿Quieres mierda unos a otros de los sesos?" (Do you want to fuck each other's brains out?)

JapBoy:"Never with you limp dick."

Efrain: "醤油! 乳房ファック! Chink! Bing Bong Boy! 私は燃えるような同性愛者です!"

by Ineeta Crotchfellow July 6, 2011