Boris Johnson

The shortened name used by British Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson in an attempt to make him seem less of a clueless, out-of-touch, upper-class twat.

John: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson just gave the hated Dominic Cummings a £40k golden goodbye.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.

Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.

Boris Johnson by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021

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Brissa

A beautiful latin/mexican girl, who walks with class and sexiness.
She is sweet to all who come her way. An absolute caring person. May be quiet or shy, but just waiting to burst out of their shell. A born star. May sometimes overlook good opprotunites. Indecisive, for they dream with their heart and could see the good & bad of every choice they could ever make.
A good dancer, with a creative soul. Gives their heart away too easily, but only a couple times. Never is over someone they fell hardest for.
She's almost always laughing, because life is just good for her.

-Brissa is also a Short form of the Spanish name Briseida, from Briseis, the Greek name of the woman loved by Achilles in Homer's "Iliad".

Random Person: who's that sexy girl?

Random Person #2: thats Brissa man

Random Person: damnn shes beautiful & fine!

Random Person #2: and a sweetheart

Brissa by ursecret March 11, 2010

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Borised

Slang for when a politician or leader ignores all expert advice and incites a group of people to sabotage their own futures with a bunch of lies and false promises to win a vote for their own benefit and disappears when it the shit hits the fan.

The country is screwed, looks like we've been well and truly borised

Borised by casinoboy101 June 27, 2016