Bored

The best excuse people come up with when they've done something stupid, random or crude, whether they really were bored or not.
Most things done are what people secretly always wanted to do, but just never did.

Person 1: "Why did you take a picture of yourself in the shower with an umbrella?"
Person 2: "I was bored."

Person 1: "Why are you jacking off on omegle?"
Person 2: "Bored. Wanna have some fun? ;)"

by heehoohaha April 22, 2011

Bored

When you are hinting off to a boy/girl that you want to do something sexual.

Boy: Hey Wassup
Girl: Nothing just home all alone Bored!
Boy: oo Ok cool. Im Chilling
Girl: yea im still bored.

by B. Somerville September 07, 2009

Bored

Sexually Frustrated - A less suspicious way to define this fact when around others.

(In big crowd)

Girlfriend: Hunni, I'm bored
Bohfriend: Good job I booked us a room in a hotel for later then...

by Curlygirly23 January 27, 2008

Bored

Being a very bored person

i am so bored

by ~Nilay~ August 17, 2010

Bored

Uk slang term for stabbed

Road man: dat yute was movin wet so I bored him up

by English definition machine February 15, 2021

Bored

The worst feeling you can get

Um sooo bored right now

by Sammy05 July 19, 2018

Bored

Why did you look up I'm bored? You must be REALLY bored right now! XD

Guy 1: I'm BORED!
Guy 2: Would you shut up already?!

by You wanna go?! Go where? April 25, 2017