toot it and boot it

to fart and then leave.

Ew, don't just toot it and boot it.

by bitchshreddershredder November 14, 2010

toot it n boot it

To attempt a task quickly and efficiently. Telling some one to complete their task in a fast and thorough manner.

"I'm on my way to get a plan b.. "Toot it n Boot it!"

by spider243 October 31, 2013

Toot IT and boot it

To have someone's mouth over your anus while passing gas and then kicking them out of your house

Alright jimmy time to toot it and boot it

by Jujufreedman November 24, 2016