Bootdog

A fluffy rat dog such as a Yorkie, Bichon, Toy Poodle, etc, that is a useless yappy cunt that has no purpose other then to be booted in the head. Yorkies are the preferred breed for this as they are the most annonying fluffy yappy cunts of any dog breed.

Fucken had a bad day at work yesterday, got home and gave my cunt of a bootdog a boot in the face. The little fluffy rat cunt yelped like a tent peg was stuck up its arse.

by Bootdog January 17, 2019

excessive boondoggle

Any number of activities of or pertaining to the gross misuse of government funds. These activities may include but are not limited to: Using chartered airplanes to fly the entire length of a country, only to turn around the following morning and fly back to the same location because you felt guilty about staying in a location that may be perceived as non-work related by people that do not have any direct influence over you.

Hey, I woke up today and felt so guilty about not doing anything, that I decided to cost the government even more money than they are already spending to fly myself back to a location that I don't have anything to do at, so I can fly back to the original location the next day just so I can fulfill my need to excessively boondoggle. Man do I feel better about myself now. Excessive boondoggle

by scruples101 April 16, 2010

Boondoggles

People doing work that has little or no value.

Those kids playing guitar in their garage are total Boondoggles!

by BigNig June 13, 2005

Alaskan boondoggle

When a girl takes half a shit and dangles it over the guys face and he masturbates; sometimes shortened to A-Bombing.

Me and Angie did the A-Bomb last night. Yup, we did the Alaskan boondoggle.

by bidoofadoof July 20, 2010

boomfog

A meaningless maelstrom of words and actions intended to resemble progress, insight and ideas, but that actually contribute nothing to solving the problem.

"I found the Presidential debates to be quite enlightening, Henry"

"You're kidding me, right ? It was nothing but two hours of pure boomfog"

by Vajdcpa January 16, 2008

boondoggle

To be ripped off, suckered or screwed over.

"I went to go buy a car yesterday and the fucker boondoggled me. There were three dead prostitutes in the trunk."

by Courtland_Reid May 13, 2006

Boondoggle

An extravagant masturbatory extravaganza proving you are a complete jack ass.

Boy, after that boondoggle, I just pict up and movied.

by KR November 1, 2004