Sure I'm getting up there in age, but that doesn't stop me from going to a bar by the college and finding a nice young broad to give a texas bootstrap to.
by serequiem May 2, 2007
Get the texas bootstrap mug.When a dude goes down to South East Asia and tries to rape a hooker but it turns out she has a dick and ends up raping you!
Brett White took a week off of work to go to the Indian Red Light District and ended up coming home early after he fell into a Vietnam Booby Trap.
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a slutty girl that seduces you into having sex with her in attempts to give you an std or get herself pregnant.
Dave: "hey dude look at that hot chick over there shes checkin me out man"
Mark: "careful man thats carla shes a booby trap man best find another girl"
Mark: "careful man thats carla shes a booby trap man best find another girl"
by MaskedRonin October 27, 2008
Get the booby trap mug.1. A term of contempt applied to someone who believes the notion that every success they ever had in life was due to their own efforts and initiative.
a. as in "pulled himself up by his own boot straps".
b. Their success required absolutely no input from anyone else.
c. Nor are they willing to admit that luck or institutionalized privilege had anything to do with their success.
d. Furthermore, others would also be successful if they would just stop being so lazy and just to work hard and succeed, like the bootstrapper did.
e. Usually held by neo-liberals and followers of objectivism.
a. as in "pulled himself up by his own boot straps".
b. Their success required absolutely no input from anyone else.
c. Nor are they willing to admit that luck or institutionalized privilege had anything to do with their success.
d. Furthermore, others would also be successful if they would just stop being so lazy and just to work hard and succeed, like the bootstrapper did.
e. Usually held by neo-liberals and followers of objectivism.
"He thinks he built that company with his own two hands, without any help and without help from Daddy and his trust fund. What a bootstrapper!"
by Docula January 19, 2014
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Get the booby trap mug.Frontal assets used by the fairer gender to entrap one of the opposite gender to carry out espionage for an enemy country.
by vivauganda May 27, 2019
Get the booby trap mug.As someone who's come from an upper middle class family, got rich in early 30's, lost all money over women and got poor in mid 30's, got rich again briefly afterwards, got very poor again afterwards living in a shelter, and then finally got rich yet again... I can attest that every time I got back up, I pulled myself up by my bootstraps. It was a very effective technique. I recommend it!
Joe: Mom, they fired me from the job! Said I can't code for shit!
Mom: Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps son! Life is tough, but you gotta be tougher and beat it!
Mom: Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps son! Life is tough, but you gotta be tougher and beat it!
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