crap bookmark

Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.

Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!

Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.

by SinnMann September 10, 2011

Muslim Bookmark

A dirty Tampon used as to mark the parts of the Koran that women hate, or that denigrate women.

FUCK I can't believe that piece of SHIT MoHAMhead said hell is mostly filled with women. I want to remember that, so I'll pull out this bloody tampon and use it as a MUSLIM BOOKMARK.

by Bunny Olesen July 12, 2012

buffalo bookmark

marking the page of a book or other publication with feces.

Taking a book off the library shelf and bringing into the bathroom to smear shit on a page

Angry at his friend, he took his science book and put a buffalo bookmark on tommorrows assignment

by matthew rivers July 14, 2007

Bookmark

What a potential date does when they want to keep you available, but don't want to commit to a specific date. They may ask your availability, but not commit to a date per se. You are on the back burner, so to speak.

He called and bookmarked me for Thursday night, but then he never called or showed up.

by beachrose August 24, 2010

muslim bookmark

A bookmark with the word "muslim" written on it used by muslims.

Hey, I noticed your bookmark has the word "muslim" on it. Interesting... Let's call it a muslim bookmark.

by Ariz0naD4ve January 22, 2010

muslim bookmark

A Muslim bookmark is a piece of paper that is used by Muslim people to mark pages of books so that they can refer back to those pages in the future.

ALI: Yo, how's it going Bill, wanna check out my book?

BILL: What are all of these pieces of paper inside the book?

ALI: They're MUSLIM BOOKMARKS that help me mark pages...

by JV8immy January 18, 2010

bookmark

When a friend leaves you with a person they just met in order to pursue another person they find more attractive. You are suppossed to keep that person occupied in case they stike out with the second.

"Dave had me bookmarking with Julie while he went to talk to Linda."

by Wang Chung love you long time December 4, 2009