Bonner

Bonner (bawh-ner) verb.

Bonner, or to be bonnered. The act of jerking a man off with his own pocket pussy. Also assosciated with the Dutch Bonner and double Dutch Bonner.

Man that dude really bonnered the shit out of me last night.

Hey man will you Bonner me?

by super taco January 30, 2014

LOL BONNED

(Pronounced lol bawned)
A way to publicly harass someone VERY VERY loudly who you have just beat at something that involved intense competition. (note: LOL BONNED must be yelled at the top of your lungs)

Halo Player 1: I'm gonna own you.
Halo Player 2: No, you're not.
*Halo Player 2 wins*
Halo Player2: LOL BONNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mugga Mugson November 1, 2009

Matt Bonner

The big, red-headed white dude who plays for the San Antonio Spurs. He is a local legend at the University of Florida.

"Who is that pale guy with red hair shooting all those bricks?"

"Oh, I think that's Matt Bonner."

by Big Freeze UF April 18, 2008

Bonerd

Part bogan, part nerd. Is into both thrash/death/extreme metal and tooling around with computers, or some other geeky pastime, such as anime or tabletop gaming. Often found posting about metal on the internet.

A bonerd will often have shorter hair and less visible tattoos than a traditional bogan (due to the nature of their IT Support role), but one look at their itunes playlist or wardrobe will leave no doubt as to their heritage.

Yo I ran into Craig the other day. That guy's a total bonerd now.

by Bonerd Prime May 12, 2010

Bonner

European surname of french origin

My names andy bonner and my family decends from france

by Miss Rhi Louise February 16, 2020

pat bonner

a euphemism for male masturbation (alt. of 'pat the boner')

Okay, man, g2g, i'm gonna pat the bonner some and then get some sleep.

by Jesus Hitler Christ June 24, 2006

Bonerdump

a word used to describe a less than pleasing situation, event, activity, or noun.

That casserole I ate over at your mom's house yesterday was a total bonerdump.

by Fartknockingbonerdump October 18, 2011