Bonified retard

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

by TSEngineer July 11, 2009

Bolivian Agreement Powder

Wizard slang for cocaine, from season 2 episode 4 of F is for family.

Let's discuss the Ts & Cs of this over some Bolivian Agreement Powder.

by my mAin Hack June 2, 2017

Bolivian Golden Shower

Is the act of putting your asshole really close to the other person's face, release a fart and quickly turn around and begin urinating all over the other person's body.

It was raining and i was standing on a sidewalk waiting to cross a street, when i was splashed by a car whit all that fetid nasty water that was accumulated on the street. It was like getting a Bolivian golden shower.

by Luisifer November 17, 2009

bonified

Slang, meaning definately, truely, or for certain.

I'm a bonified band geek, yo.

by BuBbLeZ December 18, 2005

bolivian

where Mike Tyson went after getting his clock cleaned by Lennox Lewis in 2002.

"I guess I'll just fade into bolivian..."

by SiliconHero May 3, 2003

Bolivian Bib

While performing oral sex on a women, the man or woman reach up and choke the reciever causing lack of breathing to amplify pleasure.

Laura recieved one of the most intense bolivian bibs in her life.

by Olaf1990 June 19, 2010

Bolivian Log Jam

Two people bent over, ass to ass, shitting at each other.

I thought those two girls had a double ended dildo,

But it was just a Bolivian log jam.

by EWWWWWWw September 3, 2012