Bonger

Short for britbong/britbonger, a british person

Go back to bonger land demon

by Calister Zone October 31, 2021

anal-virginity boogeyman

A far more fearsome version of the original boogeyman, one so fierce even the original boogeyman himself fears this one. The anal-virginity boogeyman comes in the night to rob anal virginity from those who possess it. But be warned, anal sex fans, for if the boogeyman finds you have no anal virginity, he's still going to get you up the butt anyway.

Son: Mom, where'd my anal virginity go?

Mom: Sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him.

Son: Gee, thanks a lot, Mom. :/

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 5, 2005

bongyver

Someone who can fashion a workable bong in minutes out of almost anything.
see Macgyver

"You made a bong out of a toothpase tube and a t.p roll?! dude you are bongyver!"

by Artemis Depthcharge May 28, 2005

Trouser bogey

A globule of vaginal discharge found in a ladies knickers, thick and sticky like large bogey or lump of snot.
Usually experienced during the "time of the month"

"I got to third base with Sarah but when I pulled my hand out her knickers there was a huge Trouser bogey stuck to my fingers"

by The Yorkshire stripper July 3, 2018

bougey

(pronounced: boo-G) a condensed version of the word bourgeoise, used to refer to capitalists, the upper class, gaudiness, and profit-oriented viewpoints

The hotel's marble arches and gold tables made it look bougey.

by mai sue do nim August 9, 2009

Shooting the Boogeyman

To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.

It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.

by CL Quick Fart March 5, 2011

bonkeye

one eye being straight the other being at weird angle

"is that man looking at me or looking over there?"

"he has bonkeye"

"hahaha i think i pissed my pants"

by tro23 October 22, 2006