Napoleon Bonerparte

Referring to the painting of Napoleon Bonaparte in which it appears that he has a boner.

Mr. Johnson, why does Napoleon have a boner in that picture? We should call him Napoleon Bonerparte

by oads December 9, 2009

bonerstarter heels

Basically bonerstarter heels means much the same as 'fuck-me heels'. But bonestarters are are just a few percent sexier. The term bonestarter refers to the effect that seeing an attractive female in such sexy high heels usually has on most males, which is to start to give him a 'boner'. While almost all high heels are bonestarters to some degree, actual bonstarters are just that bit more obvious in the reason the lady has decided to wear them. Bonestarter heels are often on the verge of being whore heels but are just enough away from whore heels to be worn in general public.

She wore those those 4.5" bonerstarter heels to the office again. I was all worked up until she finally left for the day.
Last night, she serviced me while wearing those bonerstarter heels.
She always winks at me everytime she wears those blue bonerstarter heels. What a tease!

by bnzvtt August 6, 2018

bonerfest '09

A party in which the attendees sit around with large boners, drinking Vanilla Cokes.

Man1: "I can't wait for bonerfest '09"
Man2:"Yeah me neither. It's going to be hard to top bonerfest '08"

by BonerLips April 15, 2009

bonerpants

A perverted guy who wears short pants in public and letting everyone easily spot his erection

Karl is a bonerpants,i dont socialize with him anymore

by Grigor September 21, 2005

beerfart

A beer powered blast of gas from under the ass!

Her rank ass pussy let out a smell like beerfart.(noun)

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

bonerbarrier

(noun) arousal-interruption. Mega-Gladness starts going to your prick, then something/someone dampens progress

In the middle of "Marquis de Sade" Sadie flicked over onto the State of the Nation speech. Sandy found that a total bonerbarrier.

by Alarick September 13, 2006

boner fart

When a man sees something stimulating, and ejaculates a small amount (or large amount) from the visual stimulation alone.

While watching TV last night, your hot sister showed up on the latest girls going wild commercial and caused an instant boner fart.

by ronchx October 24, 2009