Boncluvious

Adjective. Something that should not work, but does. Typically in a surprising yet somehow unimpressive way.

“Your contraption is stupid, it shouldn’t work at all. But it’s twice as efficient as mine.”

“It’s boncluvious.”

by SirBabirusa January 12, 2023

The Bonch Marche

Questionable retail store with foul dressing rooms and is a total bonch to work at; commonly now known as "Macy's".
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"I'd love to attend your party, but unfortunately I have to work at the Bonch Marche".

by Jinny17Rummy January 16, 2011

head boncho

The female equivalent of "head honcho," but if she's a bitch.

head honcho + bitch = head boncho

Man, I can't believe we have to work with the head boncho Karen.

by shabbit July 9, 2019

Bolus Bonchuggular II

Proto-slavic Emperor of the Bonchuggular Dynasty circa 867 a.d.

A gregarious man of great stature, renowned for his unique philosophical perspective and impressively sized cock. Son of Bolus Bonchuggular and father to Bolus Bonchuggular III.

Few men throughout history could compare in size and girth to Bolus Bonchuggular II.

by Heisenbird14 November 5, 2023

Bonco

When someone uses the word “Bonco” they’re referring to something that is stupid or dumb

This word is commonly used in South Florida

That nigga Kevin got a 47% on the test, that nigga bonco...

I’m not going to the park no more, that shit bonco.

by shawn2205 January 24, 2020

bonch

area between genitals and ass.

i liked his balls, bonch, and butt.

by sidewaydaze562 December 16, 2002

bonch

A pleasant, ripe papaya.
pr. 'bwänch

Man, this is some really sweet bonch.

by P. Reitzel July 21, 2006