tocn - totally oblivious computer nerd

A person who spends most of their pathetic life on the computer, spamming aimlessly on MSN, AIM, ICQ or some other chat program. They spend hours on end on it. But then when a simple task comes up like running a program, they have to ask you like a babbling idiot until you help them.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.

Ohemmeffgee help me ( name ) do I run or save this program???

by Kevin S. January 6, 2005

Oblivious

The state of mind Urban Dictionary contributors must be to have made Donald trump even more famous with every stupid trump word they add to this dictionary.

These dumbass urban dictionary folks be oblivious to the fact that Trump feeds on media, both good and bad.

by Heinous Realist January 26, 2017

shit blivious

not focused,cant reda between the lines

i didnt understand i was shit blivious to the facts.

by dj jake da snake October 30, 2008

e-blivious

Someone who consistently answers emails with short, unintelligible responses that are seemingly unrelated to anything being discussed.

Did he even read this email before responding? He's fucking e-blivious!

by blam-co December 17, 2010

blobvious

When it is obvious that a girl is on the blob

"Wow that girl is well moody!"
"Yeah pretty blobvious really"

by Gitwitch September 11, 2011

Oblivious Poligamist

A big celebrity who is unaware that he/she has multiples wives/husbands.

Shelly: Oh my god! I'm so in love with Benedict Cumberbatch!
Johana: I know! I'm married to him, he just doesn't know yet ;)
Shelly: Oh hell no! He's married to me!
Johana: He's just an oblivious poligamist then!

by fabulousllama June 18, 2014

Obliviously

When something is so obvious it freaking confuses the person who didn't see it, making them oblivious.

"Hey did you know Clark Kent is really Superman?!"
"Yes, didn't you?"
"Obliviously not!"

by ModernByron June 25, 2015