(Noun) pronounced Ba-Dench-a.)man-made bench to sit/sleep on when your wife/significant other is upset with you.b.) garage seat to sit upon whilst chilling.c.)padded seating apparatus typically used in a garage type setting.
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Antonymes:
1. A humorously idiotic moment
2. An out of place remark with unknown intentions (tentatively of humorous or defensive nature,) that goes for the deepest insecurities of the receiver.
A Certified Boden Moment is the ultimate form of a Boden Moment: an undeniably Boden moment. It is such an awkward moment you pray for it to be a reference to masturbation instead.
Antonymes:
1. A humorously idiotic moment
2. An out of place remark with unknown intentions (tentatively of humorous or defensive nature,) that goes for the deepest insecurities of the receiver.
A Certified Boden Moment is the ultimate form of a Boden Moment: an undeniably Boden moment. It is such an awkward moment you pray for it to be a reference to masturbation instead.
“Do you ever think you’ll get a girlfriend?”
“is that a jo jo’s reference?”
“omfg BODEN MOMENT”
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“haha nice joke bro! My reply will be about how your dad left”.
“is that a jo jo’s reference?”
“omfg BODEN MOMENT”
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“haha nice joke bro! My reply will be about how your dad left”.
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