Death Boarding

A fierce high speed battle in which two people speed down a highway clutching a bandana, the person holding on at the end is the winner. It's like skate boarding, except safer

Fry: What's Death boarding?
Kid: It's like skateboarding except half the time someone dies
Fry: Oh, so it's safer than skateboading

by futurama fan December 28, 2010

Sploosh Boarding

A form of skim boarding usually enjoyed by faggots.

"Me and Taylor went sploosh boarding at Brennans house last night"

by sonny223 December 10, 2008

boarding school

boarding school also known as prep school, with the usual steryotype of boarding school = rich kids which is NOT completely true, dont read the It girl. lots of the kids in boarding school are on financial aid; majority get in becuase of their ACADEMIC TALENTS, excusee mwah. most of the kids at boarding school are some of the best students in the country. the most popular schools include exeter, andover, deerfield, milton, groton, choate, hotchkiss, lawrenceville, taft, st.paul's, etc.

Caroline: Oh, you go to boarding school? Which one? i go to andover.
Andy: well, i applied to st. paul's and milton, but got rejected from milton's and waitlisted on st. paul's.

by heynow April 10, 2006

Arab Boarding Pass

A derogatory term for a box-cutter or retractable razor, stemming from terrorist attacks.

Hey hand me that Arab Boarding Pass over there, I need to open this damn box: it's like a fuckin' tape-mummy.

(it's racist and a nasty term all-together, however I still find it fuckin' hilarious)

by FuckedYourMother March 27, 2009

Therapeutic Boarding School

Aka Therapy School aka reform school. Some real bullshit. A place you're sent away to. You'll only want to do more shit once you get out. Locking a kid up in a cage will break them while they're in it, and then when they're released it's party time.
Some good can come, but not without some bad.

"Montana Academy, a therapeutic boarding school helped me.....and also helped me realize I wanted to drink and smoke pot."

"Oh, therapeutic boarding school...I was once sent away to therapy school, and my youth disintegrated before my eyes."

by Juriko_rocks_you November 7, 2008

Diarrhea Boarding

A type of torture that is like waterboarding except instead of water they pore diarrhea on your face.

Lets do some diarrhea boarding.

by Judge dredd7 May 24, 2011

snow boarding

Snow boarding also meaning the snortn of cocaine!

"dang Dude Where have you been snow boarding, your shits looks all jacked up!"

by annidel September 3, 2009