reversed blumpy

The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit but you’re getting the shit in the face.

“You best be givin' me a reversed blumpy dawg!" said Micky as he was dumping in the middle of working.

by Blumpy Abuser February 1, 2025

bacchus blumpy

similar to the princeton blumpy, someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who has had too much to drink is making out with someone else (person C). However, half way through this act, person B will throw up on person C's face into who will then "cork it" by sealing their mouths together (stopping the further flow of vomit by blocking the exit with the tongue).

barb: dude! i did the bacchus blumpy last night.
joise: what like the princeton blumpy?
barb: yeah, but on the other end with alcohol.

by q;wojb;e January 27, 2024

BLUMPY

The act of being bloated and chubby.

Wow, I am feeling extra BLUMPY right now after that whopping bowl of ice cream.

by DOPE AF TBH August 22, 2021

Dead Blumpy

The act of giving someone a Blumpkin in a cemetery or graveyard

“Let’s go to the cemetery. We can go munting and maybe even get a dead blumpy.”
“I don’t know, since last time we left a pile of shit and bust all over a dead body.”

by TheBlumpyKing January 21, 2025