Its when your pecker gets harder than ten dollars worth of jaw breakers. So hard a cat cant scratch it. AKA a CVBT
I saw that sexy little blonde bend over and she gave me a Carolina Blue Vein Throbber
by Spaceprobe October 20, 2012
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she took a hold of my 'blue veined junket pumper'.......
by al_rochet December 11, 2007
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Refers to your cock. Your cock has a massive blue vein in it and it chucks man custard when at the climax of arrousal.
Come and suck on my blue vein custard chucker you filthy cunt.
by Bigsypowell April 12, 2016
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blue veined porridge gun

A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation...
"You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"
by rubypuppateaux October 26, 2009
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blue veined home wrecker

When a guy brags about how his dick has wrecked several marriages.
Shure, she's married but she can't resist my blue veined home wrecker.
by Michael J. Healey October 5, 2009
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a large hard veiny cock that chucks custard
Russll M: Hey Gav can i please taste your blue veined custard chucker?

Gav: Waaaahaaaaay!!!
by wallago September 26, 2009
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