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Discussing the Budget

Euphemism for masturbation. Meaning 'something done behind closed doors'.
He's upstairs discussing the budget.
by Laurence pimpski September 8, 2007
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Bloody Bludgeon

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.
"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."
by DirtySan December 7, 2009
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Budget-ish

Adjective
1. Of or resembling a budget. Lacks specificity such as numbers and/or ideas.
Usually encased in blue glossy folder and 19-pages, including cover pages and table of contents.

Noun
2. State requisite for GOP press conference.

Origin; 21st century English. From GOP budget proposal, March 2009
It was not a budget in the sense that it had numbers. It was more budget-ish.
by DC Guy March 30, 2009
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bludger

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"
by bread infection October 23, 2005
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ballin on a budget

1) when it appears that you have a lot more money than you actually have.

2) to go out and have a good time, but with limited funds
Doug: Yo kid, we hittin the bars tonight. You down?
Jamal: Yeah, I'll come, but I can't be goin nowhere 'spensive.... I'm ballin on a budget right now.
by Dancendiary March 4, 2008
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bludgeo'd

No one knows.

It might just be a chopped up version of the word "bludgeoned," but the word has mystical and magical implications that speak to my soul, suggesting there's more to the word than meets the eye.
"He looks bludgeo'd for hammer."
by Elmoshine October 18, 2008
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bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided
"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"
by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010
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