by The Hyper Green Lantern December 26, 2006
Get the that blows dogs for quarters mug.To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 29, 2008
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When a girl is going down on you then decides you’re not ready for her aweful dick sucking ablitities so she just blows air on your dick.
by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019
Get the Quick Blowy mug.1. A synonmyous variation of "emo sucks," which is an indisputable fact because emo is a false musical/fashion genre with absolutely nothing new to offer other than its own bland hodge-poge rip off of other, genuine musical subcultures, false negativity, and pride in looking like all other emo clones.
2. When one sad emo boy sucks the sad, limp penis of another emo clone.
3. A pathetic "girl punch" and/or "sissy slap" thrown at anyone in the vacinity of an emo clone whom is in the midst of a contrived tantrum.
2. When one sad emo boy sucks the sad, limp penis of another emo clone.
3. A pathetic "girl punch" and/or "sissy slap" thrown at anyone in the vacinity of an emo clone whom is in the midst of a contrived tantrum.
1. I had a mystical vision, wherein the ultimate truth was revealed to me and inscribed in stone it said: "emo blows!"
2. I caught sad Sammy and homo Hank giving each other emo blows under the bleachers at the Sadie Hawkins dance.
3. That emo kid over there just unleased a flurry of emo blows and even though he connected, nobody felt a thing but amused pity.
2. I caught sad Sammy and homo Hank giving each other emo blows under the bleachers at the Sadie Hawkins dance.
3. That emo kid over there just unleased a flurry of emo blows and even though he connected, nobody felt a thing but amused pity.
by Marcus Solomon November 13, 2007
Get the emo blows mug.When someone is giving a blow job, but out of laziness, uses his/her hands more than his/her mouth for stimulation, leaving the recipient feeling cheated.
Bitch, you might have your mouth on my cock, but you're not fooling me. You're trying to give me a handy blowy.
by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011
Get the handy blowy mug.A term taken from the slang for vomiting, but re-appropriated to illuminate the incompetence of an individual.
- "Remember our 9th grade production of Romeo and Juliet? Greg totally ruined it with his shitty acting."
- "Word. Greg blows chunks."
- "Word. Greg blows chunks."
by Halvetica August 12, 2007
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