Blueballs

All tease and no please. Your balls ache like semi ran them over after hours of having an erection without an orgasm.

We've been fooling around all night and I came on UD to make sure I had blueballs. Ahh! Thay ache like a mofo

by ScandoMan September 21, 2009

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Verbal Blueballs

When you're ready to yell at someone after they make one more stupid comment, and they somehow keep you from finishing, leaving you in a rage and ready to snap on anyone

I was about to make her cry if she said one more stupid thing. I was just waiting for it, but then she apologized and walked away. Now I've got verbal blueballs so watch yourself

by Scopehound December 4, 2010

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blueballs

when helen cant finish ryan off

i got blueballs its so sore

by banter ficker June 21, 2016

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What happens in April when you get dosed with some sexy 70-80 degree foreplay. The snow is melted and spring has come at last! But Mother Nature ain't givin it up that easy. Just as soon as you get your shorts out it dumps snow for 2 weeks.

Seems to be common in Montana, The Dakota's and Wyoming.

Some Chick -"I can't believe it's snowing today and it was 75 yesterday."

You- "Yeah, talk about Spring Blueballs."

by Gannon Hester April 26, 2008

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blowball

1.n. Someone who illustrates extreme stupidity.

2.n. A sphere which has been increased in surface area and volume by being filled with a material substance, such as a balloon filled with air.

3.n. The state of being a homosexual or prostitute who sexually stimulates the testicles of another orally.

"Joe is such a blowball!"

"That blowball is filled with helium."

"Hey blowball, lick my testicles!"

by Carlos April 17, 2004

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