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blogball 

A very large blog post, particularly one in a blog which has been inactive for some time. Usually used in the phrase “to cough up a blogball”, by analogy with hairballs coughed up by cats.
Stacey musta been on vacation; she hasn’t posted anything for a month but today she coughed up a 10 k blogball with like a hundred pictures of her and a buncha random eurotrash.
blogball by džeimz September 14, 2006
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blowball 

(Noun.)

1. A round, fluffy plant seed head, such as a dandelion clock.
2. An essentially meaningless insult which nonetheless sounds vulgar enough to be evocative.
"There is a blowball on the dandelion."
"You locked the keys in the house, you absolute blowball."
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a thuggish, non-skillful "sport", a cross between rubgy and football (or "soccer" as the yanks and mulchies call it) played mostly by the backward savages of Ireland (country folk), invented purely to be different from football, in an effort to make up some Irish culture that was separate from British culture. the rules .. well no one knows the rules really as they constantly change but essentially its something to do with manhandling opponents in an effort to kick the "liathroid" OVER a goal.
"the culchies are up in their droves today"
"yeh, theres a bog ball match on in croker"

(savage 1) "take your point boy, take your point"
(savage 2) "its great all the same to be up in the big smoke, did you see they had a toilet with running water in that pub? i love the bogball boy"
bogball by whuppa August 18, 2011
term for irish sport gaelic football generally used by unionists and snobby irish. neither of these people master the skill to play the game so they call it barbaric as it is too tough for them
oh wilson look at these brutes playing bogball. i mite get my clothes dirty if i play that
Bogball by rebels abú August 17, 2010

Blowballs 

A sexual act or intimate foreplay of washing the testicles with a slightly warm wash cloth then blowing on the back or side of his balls. Changing the focus area of the "blow" of air can add to experience. Some will place the testicles in their mouths and hum. It can be a climactic experience or beginning to a great night. Most popular amongst mixed race and BIPOC communities, but is becoming more popular with all ethnicities.
Do you know how to blowballs? Could I interest you in some foreplay including blowballs tonight?
Blowballs by Peachlil April 8, 2021

blowball 

1.n. Someone who illustrates extreme stupidity.

2.n. A sphere which has been increased in surface area and volume by being filled with a material substance, such as a balloon filled with air.

3.n. The state of being a homosexual or prostitute who sexually stimulates the testicles of another orally.
"Joe is such a blowball!"

"That blowball is filled with helium."

"Hey blowball, lick my testicles!"
blowball by Carlos April 17, 2004

blowballing 

A sexual act similar to snowballing, in which a male or female recipient accepts a male's semen into his or her mouth and spits it back into the male's mouth. Blowballing involves all the same steps except that the recipient also vomits back into the male's mouth, either by swallowing and purging the semen or holding the semen in their mouth and inducing vomiting. The male them swallows both the recipient's vomit and their own semen.

Sometimes blowballing is a botched attempt at snowballing
Tom was very upset when Mary attempted blowballing him. His shirt was ruined by the attempt.
blowballing by jewbacca1897 February 9, 2010
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