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Alaskan Blowdryer 

When you shit on someones face and blow on it while eating cake.
Yo man my girl just gave me an Alaskan Blowdryer.
Alaskan Blowdryer by FartFuckington December 18, 2018

Bohemian Blowdryer

The Bohemian Blowdryer is when a person gives a male head while blowing air ito the penis causing it to enlarge and possibly explode. Extreme causion should be taken. This entire process causes excruciating pain and death may occur. Have fun
"Hey dude, I heard Matt's cock exploded."
" Yeah. Shelly gave him a Bohemian Blowdryer."

Blowdryer 

While lieing on your back getting a blowjob you blast a huge fart on your girl's face.
This bitch was blowing me and I gave her a blowdryer so bad it vibrated her neck.
Blowdryer by David Tobias Levine September 7, 2008

blowdryer blues 

A state of sexual frustration so intense that one is forced to turn to household objects for relief.
Jared: Jordan hasn't emerged from the bathroom since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Jeremy: He's got a wicked case of the blowdryer blues.
blowdryer blues by zemblanity December 15, 2011

blowdryer bitch 

The type of bitch that will literally suck your dick dry and swallow your kids.
Yo Chad heard you got that sloppy toppy from Tina last night. Yeah man she was a blowdryer bitch.

Wisconsin Blowdryer 

A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry
Hey Sam and Cole, Ian just got a blumpkin and a Wisconsin blowdryer