blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005

Blorp

The sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. Can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c.

Look at the blorp on that elephant seal. See how the penguins blorp.

by cybik November 18, 2011

blurped

When you get caught by the police or half-time

Last night we were high speedin and bapped this van and we got blurped and drunk in shit

by D-ru July 23, 2005

Blurping

The act of making up awesome words.

When we made up the word blurping, we were actually blurping but we didn't know it.

by blurpin genius December 28, 2010

Blourpous florpous

The one true king thr highest of rulers only spoken to among gods and people on his and or her level

"hey can I speak to blourpous florpous"
"No go fuck yourself you are a peasant"

by king._.me_down May 24, 2018

blurpis

a burp containing old sperm

thats some dirty blurpis

by mike charter January 13, 2009

Blour

A blour noun (pronounced like "flower"): an hour that's dedicated to working, but becomes completely unproductive and passes so quickly it seems to blur.

"I had a complete blour at work yesterday."
"If I had a penny for every blour, I'd be a millionaire."
"It was an ungodly blour."

by Allierbag_Inivat June 25, 2020