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blooter

to blooter is to hit something with considerable force. to be blootered can mean either (1)being hit hard or (2)being very drunk (usually the latter)
(1)am going to blooter in that windae

i will blooter his lights out

(2) last night i was absolutly blootered man

am goin down to the pub to get blootered
by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007
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bloater

A humongous, tuba-esque, hollow, belly-based fart. A full on ass blow. First you were bloated, then you're not.
The first thing that happens when you get home after a long first date: "I was holding it in all night, so the second I walked in the door, I let the hugest bloater ever!"

... BAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMP skirt flapping in the 'wind'
by NeedsMoreSleep October 29, 2016
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I never report botters, because you never know if they are feeding their money off that income.
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blutterbunged

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Matthew Botterill

An MLG 360 no scoper who is MLG and dabs on the haters too much.
This guy is a Matthew Botterill! oh wait...No-one can be as good as Matthew Botterill, the almighty dabber.
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bloutered

Absolutly wasted
Out of your skull
The gangsta was bloutered last night and didn't even remember his thong snappin' while jiggin around with the otha wanabees
by The Man Himself? October 31, 2004
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Blooterus

A chemical combination consisting of a woman's uteral lining and blood as a result of her period accompanied by intercourse. Often described as black gummy bears in folklore.
Dude 1- Yooo dude what's that black shit all over your balls?

Dude 2- Oh yeah, that's just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having sex with mah girl.

Dude 1- Oh word? I feel you.
by Yoey14 January 7, 2012
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