Blored

A cross between bored and lazy. Used mainly over the weekends.

Jessica- Hey.
Adrianna- What's up?
Jessica- Nothing much, just being blored.
Adrianna- Don't you have a garage to clean?
Jessica- Yeah, but I'm busy right now.
Adrianna- With what?
Jessica- Weren't you paying attention? I'm busy being blored!

by Mizz_Fit October 13, 2006

blosefese

Blosefese is the combination of blood, semen, and feces found in someone's ass or on their penis from performing anal sex.

After a Kenny gave Rob a rigorous ass pounding he had blosefese all over his dick.

by Rutherford McFistinbitches November 4, 2013

blowed

(adj.) being in an extremely lifted state, usually brought about by weed.

That spliff got me blowed.

by Audioman666 June 28, 2011

Blowed

A way to say you're upset about something. Almost like you wanted to have sex but you got denied. Also when you get ignored or stood up you would be blown or blowed.

Dude I gotta write a paper. I am soo blowed.

by Austin Vaught November 5, 2010

Get blowed

Got head/blow job/eaten out. Also could mean that person got caught doing something criminal.

He get blowed the other day stealing from the store. You get blowed by your man!

by flowerpower44 May 18, 2019

Brosedian

Broseidon is the leader of lax and the Broceans and rules from his Bropalace in Brolantis where he only drinks Brotein shakes, eats chocolate Bronuts, and Laxes all day and night.

That guy is such a Brosedian
He laxes like a Brosedian
Brosedian's are sexyy

by waltersiryesbob October 20, 2010

blosdom

A balloon when it’s used as a condom.

Bro I was banging this chick last night and didn’t have a condom, so I pulled out a blosdom instead.

by Teekums July 1, 2019