The Freeway Blogger

A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.

The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.

by ScarlettPussyman1 March 25, 2008

The Freeway Blogger

A troublesome California hippie with way too much time on his hands. He uses his ample inheritance to create signs with nonsensical loony messages in the hopes of boosting his low self esteem. Despite his trekking around the freeways of California, he still manages to maintain his gut and his man-boobs. He also takes it in the dumper.

I saw a sign posted by the Freeway Blogger the other day and it made me think "wow, there really are some idiots in this world".

by Freewayblogger1 October 17, 2008

Bloogle

A blowjob given whilst the recipient is using Google for thoughtful research.

It is considered by some experts to be the greatest example of the Pavlovian reward cycle.

Gentleman 1: Dude, did you know that you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings anymore?

Gentleman 2: You're kidding! How do you know that?

Gentleman 1: It's true! I found out while my girlfriend was Bloogling me last night. Birds eat the rice and their stomach freaking explodes!

Gentleman 2: Hell yeah! Bloogles are the best

by Dr. Milo Hutchinson October 6, 2008

bloggers

Hack writers who, although experts at nothing, feel compelled to share their opinions about everything, often rambling and oversimplifying complex subjects to satisfy an audience of fellow hacks, pseudo-scientists and snobs. Bloggers, while purportedly good at writing, are actually guilty of some of the Internet's worst grammatical atrocities and misspellings. In this sense, they are similar to reporters and journalists, who are also supposed to be proficient at basic writing skills. Many bloggers are very self-indulgent with their topics, often claiming expertise far beyond their education, in order to appear intellectual, stimulating, clever, unique or nonconformist. However, in reality, most blogs are simply online forums for poorly-reasoned opinions. Bloggers, who feel they are contributing something to the world, are actually quite useless. For this reason, they have created their own world, called the blogosphere, which defies the laws of logic, common sense, and humility. As a side note, bloggers see themselves as Internet heroes and are therefore usually very proud of their writing, so they may become quite aggressive if a reader comments unfavorably on a post.

Kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up as long as you don't want to become bloggers.

by astro_man23 May 14, 2011

Freeway Blogger

A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.

The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.

by ScarlettPussyman March 23, 2008

Bogglegum

This is hella sticky and stoney Weed.

Dude, load the bong with some of that Bogglegum.

by Mojo Maniac August 12, 2008

Blogger Guilt

A fit of guilt, physical discomfort or dysphoria that occurs when one is too busy with an actual social or professional life to properly update one's livejournal. Particularly prevalent in those who use weblogs as coping mechanisms, artistic or creative outlets or routine social tools. Popular sister terms are "blog guilt" or "livejournal guilt".

Nashor was scratching himself and feeling more and more inadequate around his dirty, slow 2003 ibook G3. He had taken many pictures that January and spent time with many beautiful people, but never seemed to have time to upload them or talk about his experiences. "What's wrong with me?", he posed to a doctor in relation to his increasing self-loathing and inability to sit down in front of a computer. "You are suffering from Blogger guilt. I suggest you stop reading Click Opera; it will only make you feel worse. And remember, Momus is unemployed and middle-aged."

by Roshan A. January 25, 2006