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ugly blockers

Those shades that guys where to hide there ugly mother fucking faces, but they have a rockin' body & huge cock. Even though they have some ugly face, we still fuck them, we'll just turn the lights off!
"EWWW. did you see that bitch with the ugly blockers?"
"Yeah, but his ass was tight!"
by Buttertoes ;) April 11, 2008
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Ziggy Axl Blockley

Up and coming young Scottish actor who performs satire/comedy/drama and produces/writes music for himself and other artists.

"Borrowed" the idea of the characters of "The Fly" and "Mr MacPhisto" from U2, who used the idea first in the early 90s. Z.A.B alters the characters to fit his own vision, but the inspiration is barely hidden.

Has developed hugely on the YouTube scene, his early videos are funny but edited too quickly and things get cut off. The level of humour is also rather childish, but good for someone who was around 12.

His current videos show a lot of gained maturity and developed comic timing and wit, but should rely less on gimmicks and just trust his own comic instincts, which seem strong and sharp.

As an editor, basic but for a poor program he does exceptionally well.

Musically, has written few tracks thus far, but all are strong melodies. Uses autotune to make up for alchohol shot vocals and drowns out botched notes often with synths or drums. Collaberates with several others on almost every track, but has a unique sound and crisp beats.

In conclusion- A rough, uncut diamond, who has yet to find their true colours and form. Has had several good runs of form, but always plays it too safe. One to watch.
Ziggy Axl Blockley could be the next big thing if he didnt rely so much on his autotune and character crutches.
by Josh Yutters November 2, 2009
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blackleoses

When someone who's not black has a black sized penis
The Docter said i have a severe case of blackleoses
by Houston Heavyweight March 30, 2007
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pop-up blockers

tighter underwear wore underneath looser fitting swimming shorts, to prevent n r b's
spoken: pop up blockers.
"That old dude forgot about his pop-up blockers..sick."
dude 1:"why do you wear tighties man?", dude 2:" dont be such a T-box, theyre just my pop-up blockers."
by 6IXTY 1NE July 25, 2006
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cum blockers

Anything blocking orgasmic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. Such as glasses, goggles, sunglasses, etc
Bitch take off those cum blockers, I wanna make sure I get yo whole face glazed!
by chris_7283591 May 16, 2006
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Blocklisting

A new politically correct term that replaces the "prejudice" of the word blacklisting. Used/will be used by push overs that think the word "black" should be stricken from the universe and don't want to offend black people no matter how much they butcher the English language.
Guy: I was blacklisted today by-

PC Liberal: RACIST! The correct term is blocklisting!

Guy: What's wrong with the word blacklisted?

PC Liberal: It offends our proud and noble African-American brethren and demeans them to the slaves they once were.

Guy: You're fucked.
by Kerekzy August 18, 2009
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Skeeter Blockers

Glasses when worn on hoes, sluts, or any other slang for promiscuous women; the word is meant to imply that the glasses being worn are intended to keep skeet, or semen, out of the girls eye(s) as she performs oral sex on another man.
"I just got head from that girl, wouldve cummed all in her eyes if she didnt have her skeeter blockers on."
by toastboy55 December 3, 2006
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