Lockland

Small village near Cincinnati. Poor, boring, and... small, Lockland has a school thats in the hole. Once a booming city, everything went to shit when P&G moved. Despite popular belief, its not a land of locks. About 200 or so people live there, and only 10 people have heard of it.

Guy 1: Yea, I live in Lockland.
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1: Lockland..
Guy 2: A land of locks?
(Guy 1 procceds to stab Guy 2)

by WhiteyMcWhitster April 30, 2005

blackandwhitecake

A double layer chocolate cake with "white-frosting" in between.

Yo brutha, rememba last night?
That was one hell of a blackandwhitecake.

by Thewurdmasta June 10, 2009

bitch blockade

Similar to a cockblock, but involving females.
A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.

Girl 1-How dare you sit next to Esteban?
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.

by Edgar's #1 July 19, 2011

Blacklanta

A term used by many Southerners to exaggerate the amount of African American citizens in Atlanta.

Dale: yeah, I've got to drive down to Blacklanta next week.
Loretta: That's unfortunate, the traffic is terrible in Blacklanta.

by AL_thicc_boi January 1, 2019

sub-saharan blockade

When a group of Sub-Saharan, black, kids walk hella show in the hallway with all their niggas, and decide to take up the whole hallway. They may or may not do this unintentionally, but make the hallway impassable.

Teacher "Why are you late to class?"
Student "I got caught behind a Sub-Saharan Blockade"

by Ohabthearab June 24, 2016

Blocklander

People who play Blockland

Gikon: i am a blocklander, i play blockland.

by Gikon November 14, 2007

Cock blockade

A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.

Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.

Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.

by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011